- You have three or more versions of the same disc.
- You are sure the color of the disc effects how it flies.
- You have started a Disc Golf Web Page.
- After playing a course once, you already know how it should be re-designed.
- You have ever bought a pair of shoes specifically for playing Disc Golf in them.
- You always carry your Disc Golf bag with you just in case you get some sudden free time.
- You have ever petitioned the IOC to make Disc Golf an Olympic Sport.
- You have ever bought a disc for specific use on ONE hole.
- You accepted a job relocation to another town on the basis that a course was in the area.
- Your wife/husband doesn't let you set the table because you throw the plates.
- If you keep track of your PDGA points.
- You called more than one friend when the "frolf" episode of "Seinfeld" aired.
- If you have named a pet "Bogie". "Hyzer", "Aviar", or some other disc golf term.
- If you have ever thought about trying to build your own basket.
- If you have ever hung a disc on the wall and all your friends think it's cool.
- You have caused at least 3 of your friends to become addicted to the sport as well.
- You try to figure out how many golf discs you can buy with your next paycheck.
- When you miss a putt and whip out 5 more putters from your bag and throw each of them from the same spot just to prove to your friends that you could have made it.
- You beg the course pro to put lights on the course so you can play all night too.
- You have ever talked to your discs while they are in flight.
- You buy a membership in a gym, so you can improve your distance.
- You introduce new discs to your other discs.
- You throw your approach disc even after a really bad drive, just on principle.
- Your PDGA number is also on your car's license plate.
- You have ever attended a community meeting on behalf of disc golf.
- You get into heated debates about what kind of discs beginners should use and for how long.
- You have ever developed a disc golf specific injury.
- You practice snapping a disc off at home while watching TV.
- You call ball golf...ball golf.
- You get upset at Christmas when no wrapped gifts appear to be round
- You have to put more toys in your kids lap to balance the stroller because your disc bag hanging on the back keeps making it do wheelies
- Your wife can't get you to wash dishes but you come home from a tourney and empty the sink to wash your discs.
- You think of discs (rather than the animal/reptile) when you hear words like roadrunner, cobra, etc...
- When 5 other people are wearing the same t-shirt as you every weekend.
- When you have a Disc Golf folder in My Documents
- If your dog is trained to NOT catch a frisbee
- Having "file folders" in my disc bag for each disc yet I got papers sitting everywhere in my room. So...you might be addicted to DG if you have more "file folders" in your disc bag than your office.
- If your typical comment on a fart is "nice out."
- If a pringles top is at least a 20 minute distraction
- You have read this entire list!